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the-cripple
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Jokes

Post by the-cripple » Sat Aug 11, 2018 1:47 pm

What did Cinderella say when she left the photo store?
Someday my prints will come.

How does Santa Claus take pictures?
With his North Polearoid.

How do you get the professional photographer off your front porch?
Pay him for the pizza.

A fellow bought a Labrador puppy from the pet store and named him Kodak.
That way he could say he owned a Kodak lab.

Liberty
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Post by Liberty » Fri Oct 26, 2018 8:14 am

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Re: Jokes

Post by solarguy » Sat Nov 10, 2018 10:14 am

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learning
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Re: Jokes

Post by learning » Sat Dec 15, 2018 9:05 am

Ever since buying a digital camera, I can only think of it’s positive points. There aren’t any negatives.

How does Santa take photos? With his North Polearoid.

Photography is a developing hobby.

A friend of mine is always going on about photography jokes. You just can’t shutter up.

If I had a penny for every time I had to change my camera battery, then I would have been able to get the battery cover off.

When a friend retired from a lifetime as a photographer, he moved to a Old Focus Home.

A friend of mine wanted to be a photographer, but didn’t put enough effort into it. He just waited to see what developed.

I saw two chaps walk into a photography shop yesterday. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

The only person happy with a 100% crop is a farmer.

We all have a photographic memory. Just some of us are lacking the film.

learning
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Re: Jokes

Post by learning » Tue Jan 22, 2019 8:56 am

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